Or how to write complete verbal bollocks!
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/
Hit f5 to get even more versions of utter tosh.

http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/08040701.html

lots of fun in Japan

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-%26-technology/hybrid-embryo-escapes-from-north-east-lab-20080402837/

Can not take the credit for this one, that goes to Sat.

...and even Architectural Journalists have a sense of humour
http://www.architectsjournal.co.uk/news/dailynews/2008/04/corporation_reveals_plans_for_plums_either_side_of_gherkin.html?emailafriend=-563144405

I was stopped, questioned and my bag searched this morning by two transport police under the stop and search powers of the Anti-Terrorism Act. No harm done, happy to answer questions, name, where going, where coming from, where you live, get a background check. Thanks for cooperating off you go on your way. It has made me wonder though where it is all going!! They were polite enough, asked rather than demanded and I had nothing to hide.

Why did they pick me? No idea, last through the gates off the train possibly.